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Author:  Texasroyce
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Date:  1/16/2005 3:59:26 PM
Subject:  Re: Ladies, help please
Message:  I know that this thread was addressed to Ladies for help but I noticed that a lot of men have butted in and gave their advice. ME TOO.

Recently my wife was cleaning the kitchen in a hurry after breakfast. She said, "I'd better hurry and finish if I want to get there before it's too late."

"Where are you going?"


"I just asked where you are going!"

"I'm not going anywhere."

"But you just said......"

"I wasn't talking to you."

"Oh, sorry I butted in on your conversation."

End of conversation.

In other words, just keep my mouth shut and don't pay attention to what she says and then she can tell her friends and relatives that I never pay any attention to anything she says. After 40 years of marriage, I know her like a book.

 Ladies, help please by JeffS  at 1/15/2005 2:39:08 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by rosalind  at 1/15/2005 6:21:27 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by roz at 1/15/2005 6:30:06 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by larry larry at 1/15/2005 7:11:04 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Roy  at 1/15/2005 10:15:19 PM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Craig at 1/15/2005 8:36:25 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Jackie at 1/15/2005 9:22:13 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Meeks  at 1/15/2005 9:55:25 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Doug at 1/15/2005 10:19:35 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Karen R  at 1/15/2005 3:31:38 PM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Ailinn at 1/15/2005 6:00:30 PM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Dorothy at 1/16/2005 9:47:41 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Doug  at 1/16/2005 11:06:13 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Jackie at 1/16/2005 11:58:56 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Texasroyce at 1/16/2005 3:59:26 PM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Dave at 1/19/2005 7:43:12 AM
 Re: Ladies, help please by JeffS  at 1/16/2005 10:39:11 PM
 Re: Ladies, help please by Annaleah at 1/17/2005 3:22:02 PM