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Author:  Herman T. Nerdbottom
E-mail:  not available
Date:  11/15/2004 7:59:01 PM
Subject:  To Susie, my little love beetle
Message:  Sooozie you’s a doozie
You makes me feel woozie.
From my foots to the top of my hed.

But yuze left me for him
That dirty rat Jim.
Was it sumpin’ I foollishly said?

You makes my mouth water
Like a hungry old otter.
In search of furry female.

Is he a big hunk likes me
Or duz he squat down to pee?
If I sees him I’m kickin’ his tale.

Come to yur centzes
Letz tear down the fences.
That’s come between yu and me.

Cum back to yur luv hunk
Away from the Jim skunk
I pledge all my lovin’ to thee.

H. T. N.

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 To Susie, my little love beetle by Herman T. Nerdbottom at 11/15/2004 7:59:01 PM
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