||Happy Birthday, Monica, you are special in spite ot the odds being so stacked against you when it came to having a father. None of us can choose our father, we just have to move on with the luck (or the unluck) of the draw! At least you got to see a lot of empty Blue Bell cartons, and you got to go to college on mine and Dave's tip money that your Daddy stole off of many tables. If you had just called me, Dave and I could saved a lot of embarassment by just sending it to you directly or setting up direct deposit. With all that said, we still love your old man, but we're into intensive therapy to help us try to understand why.
Anysay, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You are special!!!