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Author:  larry larry
E-mail:  not available
Date:  4/27/2010 3:11:06 PM
Subject:  DAVE????
Message:  WHAT THE H*LL'S EVERYBODY THANKIN' DAVE FOR?
HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!

I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO CALL HIS UGLY PUSS, MORE IN THIS ONE DAY THAN I DO IN A MONTH.

I'M THE ONE THAT HAD TO HEAR HIS SICKENING VOICE!

I'M THE ONE THAT SAT IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH TWO 150 YEAR OLD VOLUNTEERS THAT WOULDN'T LET ME EAT MY BIG BAG OF GOODIES.

I'M THE ONE THAT SNUCK A POWDER SUGARED DONUT IN ONE GULP , ONLY TO HAVE IT STICK IN MY MOUTH AND THROAT AND ME RUNNING TO GET WATER SO I COULD BREATH, WHILE THE REST OF THE FAMILY JUST LAUGHED!

I'M THE ONE THAT OFFERED THIS " LADY " OUTSIDE, SMOKING A WEED, A BITE OF MY SWEET AND SALTY TRAIL MIX AND SHE TOOK THE WHOLE BAG!

I'M THE ONE THAT HAD TO LISTEN TO HER, VERY LONG, STORY ABOUT HOW SHE BROKE HER BIG TOE! AS IF I GAVE A FLIP!   ASK PAT. EVERY WORD SHE SPOKE TOOK 23 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HER MOUTH. BLASTED POT HEAD!

WHEN I GO BACK DOWN THERE TO SEE MAMIE, ALL I'M TAKING WITH ME IS A 12 PACK OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND MY PAIN PILLS.

DAVE MY ---!



 DAVE???? by larry larry at 4/27/2010 3:11:06 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by Joe Z at 4/27/2010 3:13:05 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by larry larry  at 4/27/2010 3:16:23 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by Dave at 4/27/2010 3:38:32 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by Laura Shayne  at 4/27/2010 5:29:07 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by larry larry at 4/27/2010 5:43:07 PM
 One more thing by larry larry at 4/27/2010 5:51:14 PM
 Were you at the hospital, LL? by Ginny G.  at 4/27/2010 5:36:04 PM
 Re: Were you at the hospital, LL? by larry larry at 4/27/2010 5:45:41 PM
 Re: Were you at the hospital, LL? by Bill Smith at 4/27/2010 6:16:21 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by Susie  at 4/27/2010 6:39:55 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by BlessedSallie  at 4/27/2010 7:12:34 PM
 Re: DAVE???? by larry larry at 4/28/2010 8:47:58 AM
 Re: DAVE???? by larry larry at 4/28/2010 8:45:53 AM

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