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|Date:||7/16/2007 7:17:42 PM|
|Subject:||A Certain "Texas Pete"|
|Message:||Thars a varmit out there, who goes by the name of 'Pete Holmes', but we all know him as "Texas Pete", who tried to sweep sweet Mamie off her feet, but was surprised when SHE swept HIM off his feet.
Yep, his birthday is Tuesday, July 17th. He's been a varmit for a long time. Don't touch him, and treat him like you would a scorpion.
Hey, Pete, I hear you are a great kisser? Joey L. tells me so. If that is true, give a little smooch this way, and we won't be too eager to catch ya!!!
Happy Birthday, friend. And I do mean, FRIEND.
John, Deputy Dawg, Deputy Doodie Howdy, Peach Posse, and Judiah Pipsqueek (from now on, to be known as 'Judy Pip') our new dispatcher at the office.
| A Certain "Texas Pete" by Sheriff John at 7/16/2007 7:17:42 PM|
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