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Author:  larry larry
E-mail:  lmooremnm@yahoo.com
Date:  7/1/2005 1:36:09 PM
Subject:  CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!!
Message:  I'll try to make this short. This morning Monica was taking a bath. The house alarm goes off and she wraps up in a towel and finds the door to the garage from the kitchen is open. The police and ambulance are on their way. Now, Mamie, Laura Shayne, and Ryan have seen Monica and will appreciate this. While the sheriff, ambulance, husband, and Suzette and I are all on our way there, Monica ( looking like a large Buddha doll) is sitting in her bed with the door closed, pistol in hand, just waiting for someone to open the door so she can blow their brains out. The sheriff dept. checked everything and it seems that the door just wasn't closed good. Her neighbor is a sheriff deputy and he was on duty so he calls his wife and tells her to go stay with Monica until everyone arrives. We walked in and her neighbor, also named Monica, and her little daughter are folding my Monica's clothes.

Monica's blood pressure is high so now we had to go back down to the Woodlands hospital and get her checked out. We’re finally home and everything is ok.

Monica says she now knows how to get her clothes folded.

I’m telling you guys..... I don’t know if I can make another 2-4 weeks.



 CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!! by larry larry  at 7/1/2005 1:36:09 PM
 Re: CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!! by Virginia at 7/1/2005 4:02:27 PM
 Re: CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!! by Karen R  at 7/1/2005 4:16:01 PM
 Re: CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!! by Craig at 7/1/2005 7:49:01 PM
 Re: CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!! by Mamie at 7/2/2005 12:45:06 AM
 Re: CAN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL!! by Doug  at 7/2/2005 3:17:25 AM

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