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Author:  Texasroyce
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Date:  6/30/2005 1:54:29 PM
Subject:  Re: advice
Message:  Ryan, I'll step in here a bit late and give you the best advice you might get on the board.
1. Don't let her ever try out your golf clubs.
2. Don't ever let her go golfing with you.
3. Save up enough for a Grayhound ticket to California and bring your clubs. (I have about 10 drivers, we can find one you can hit somewhere other than way right)
4. When she starts crying for you then you can go home with all your golf winnings and say, "There, there honey...."

I sure hope my wife lets me come home!

 advice by Ryan Hunsaker at 6/30/2005 12:43:42 AM
 Re: advice by Craig at 6/30/2005 3:46:28 AM
 Re: advice by Doug at 6/30/2005 3:54:37 AM
 Re: advice by Dave at 6/30/2005 5:55:07 AM
 Re: advice by Laura Shayne  at 6/30/2005 6:32:44 AM
 Re: advice by Lib at 6/30/2005 8:08:18 AM
 Re: advice by Roy at 6/30/2005 8:24:28 AM
 Re: advice by Bree Wilson Stone  at 6/30/2005 10:38:30 AM
 Re: advice by Ron L.  at 6/30/2005 11:47:29 AM
 Re: advice by Texasroyce at 6/30/2005 1:54:29 PM
 Re: advice by Lee F. at 6/30/2005 2:16:22 PM
 Re: advice by Colorada at 6/30/2005 4:07:53 PM